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Global Warming Alarmists Cause Smaller Cars

The latest press of the boom button from the global warming sorts is that if we don’t stop global warming, humans may get smaller.  This one is almost as stupid as global warming killing off the global chocolate supply.  Yet, it’s also a good excuse for some global warming satire…

Global Warming Alarmists Cause Smaller Cars

In a sign that advancing global warming alarmists are damaging the planet, some guy on a blog that took science in high school has noted the correlation between gloabl warming alarmists and smaller cars.

 “The only thing about smart cars,” he states “is the guy who invented them.  Someone puts four wheels on a car after cutting off the back half and leaving plenty of room to pack a bag lunch so long as you have a shoehorn.  The fact this thing sells at all would not be possible without the advance of global warming alarmists.”

Yes, I’m quoting myself.  I have to sound official you know.

Rising gas prices, another problem caused by the onset of global warming alarmists, will also lead to smaller cars.  It should also lead to an unemployed Obama, but the ineptitude of the Republican Party presidential nominee may prevent that in 2012.  It doesn’t seem possible at first glance, but the Republican establishment has proven time and again that no ineptitude is out of their reach.

No official study on this correlation has been published.  It could be I’m making this up as I go, but that never stopped an environmentalist.  So long as it merely sounds astute, they’re good to go.

It would be even more funny if the advance of global warming alarmists wasn’t also causing economic malaise.

News link credits:  Weasel Zippers, Michelle Malkin’s blog