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	<description>The maverick had it coming.</description>
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		<title>And Now, A Word About Voting With Your Feet&#8230;Like John Kerry</title>
		<link>http://www.yankmccain.com/2010/07/27/and-now-a-word-about-voting-with-your-feet-like-john-kerry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you being Swift Boated by your property taxes?  Will your state simply not back off about making you pay exorbitant rates on, say, your boat?  Massachusetts perhaps?
Does the fact you agree with those running your state like a tax and spend paradise not really matter because, after all, it&#8217;s you?  Well, don&#8217;t take those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Signs&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the Alfred Hitchcock movie &#8220;The Birds?&#8221;
You know, the one where the attack scenes always begin with a bird landing on something.  Then more birds arrive.  When the victim turns around again, there are tons of birds, and then&#8230;
BLAM! Or rather, &#60;peck&#62;&#60;caw&#62;&#60;SCREAM!&#62;&#60;splat&#62;.  Oh yes, and don&#8217;t forget the drive-by birdings either.  Or the home invasions.
Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, At Least We Didn&#8217;t Call The Dutch</title>
		<link>http://www.yankmccain.com/2010/06/16/well-at-least-we-didnt-call-the-dutch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously.   Why would we have wanted their help in successfully addressing the Gulf of Mexico oil spill three days in anyway?  What fun would that have been?
Yes, you can feel safe and secure knowing full well that the EPA has protected you from proscribed oil skimmers.  What would we have possibly done about all of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama on a Kicking Spree</title>
		<link>http://www.yankmccain.com/2010/06/08/obama-on-a-kicking-spree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Obama&#8217;s gone and taken the gloves off.  Now with the BP oil spill, he needs to know who&#8217;s ass to kick.  And while that sentiment sounds so self-explanatory first, it cannot possibly be taken at face value given the duplicity and political cunning of our President.  It calls for deep, thoughtful analysis.
Consider:

The President bows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunting Whales for Obama:  Ludricrous News 6/7/2010</title>
		<link>http://www.yankmccain.com/2010/06/07/hunting-whales-for-obama-ludricrous-news-672010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[whaling ban]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s time for another long-overdue edition of ludicrous news.  News so ludicrous, you can&#8217;t make it up.
1.)  Obama has apparently decided he hasn&#8217;t infuriated enough of his eco-cult base by bungling the oil spill, so he&#8217;s set out to help lift the moratorium on whale hunting too.  That&#8217;s right.  Thanks to Obama, other countries [...]]]></description>
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