PETA would be even funnier if they weren’t an embarassment based in my neck of the woods, but I’ll laugh at them anyway.
PETA brought a suit against SeaWorld for enslaving killer whales. Seriously. As this is the bunch that also brought you ‘drink beer, not milk‘ and sea kittens, the fact they would even consider this a worthwhile use of their time isn’t so far fetched. Yet even in California the judge had enough sense to throw it out. So we haven’t fallen completely down the rabbit hole yet.
Don’t mention that whole bird-blender, uh, windfarm thing while they’re out that way. They’ll probably sue to get the owners to put up big neon signs that say “FLY AWAY, LITTLE BIRDIES!” or install air bags. The fact no one has figured out the logistics of installing air bags on wind generator blades will be wholly irrelevant.
News link credits: Michelle Malkin’s blog, The Portland Observer, and PETA.org. Yes, I went there.