Are You Nuts?!
No, I’m not nuts. I’m Ryan Ambrose, and after much thought and an epiphany, I’m enlightened in my newfound maverickness and you can be too.
It all began with a conundrum I’ve heard from many for months now, including myself, and it goes like this:
My idol and hero, the Master Maverick, John McCain, somehow managed to win the presidential primaries and become the nominee. I know I’m supposed to be his supporter now, but I can’t. It just doesn’t seem right, and I’m pulling at my hair.
Well, don’t fall into despair! He doesn’t want you as a supporter! Being a mere ’supporter’ of the Master Maverick, John McCain makes you unworthy, after all the maverick years he’s led by his maverick example.
To properly follow the Master Maverick, John McCain, you must become a maverick supporter. Why a maverick supporter? Because after all he’s done, it’s clear he’s only interested in maverick supporters. In fact, he was the inspiration I used to become his Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World, now that I’ve seen the light. I’m so much happier and well-adjusted because of it, and I’m going to share my secrets with you, thereby adding legions of glorious, happy maverick supporters to the maverick voting ranks of Master Maverick, John McCain.
Read and learn.