Are You Nuts?!

No, I’m not nuts.  I’m Ryan Ambrose, and after much thought and an epiphany, I’m enlightened in my newfound maverickness and you can be too.

This was yesterday:

It all began with a conundrum I’ve heard from many for months now, including myself, and it goes like this:

My idol and hero, John McCain, somehow managed to win the presidential primaries and become the nominee.  I know I’m supposed to be his supporter now, but I can’t.  It just doesn’t seem right, and I’m pulling at my hair.

Well, don’t fall into despair!  He doesn’t want you as a supporter! Being a mere ’supporter’ of John McCain makes you unworthy, after all the maverick years he’s led by his maverick example.

To properly follow John McCain, you must become a maverick supporter.  Why a maverick supporter?  Because after all he’s done, it’s clear he’s only interested in maverick supporters.  In fact, he was the inspiration I used to become his Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World, now that I’ve seen the light.  I’m so much happier and well-adjusted because of it, and I’m going to share my secrets with you, thereby adding legions of glorious, happy maverick supporters to the maverick voting ranks of John McCain.

Today, it’s changed into this:

John McCain, is running for re-election to his Senate seat.  After letting his staff trash talk his Vice Presidential running mate with impunity, and the attack on his own party about the Blago scandal, it’s clear he’s returned to form.  What do we do?

The answer is so simple, a member of Congress could understand it.  We all work and strive to give John McCain the same maverick success he enjoyed in his presidential run.  Clearly, John McCain wants to be recognized as a maverick, so we give him what he wants:  the longest, hardest, most sincere electoral mavericking the maverick of mavericks, John McCain deserves.

Read and learn.