It’s time for another edition of Ludicrous News.  The only way it could be funnier is if it wasn’t happening to us.

1.)  There’s been a lot of controversy over the planned construction of the 13-story Cordoba mosque near Ground Zero.  Suffices to say, it’s provocative.  But so far, we have to allow it because it’s within the 1st amendment rights of the Muslims to build this.

Trouble is, this works both ways.  Enter Greg Gutfield and his latest idea:  Opening a gay bar nearby.  Not just any gay bar either, but a gay bar that is friendly to Islamic gay men.  The Cordoba mosque, now with conveniently located gay bar.

Enjoy the tolerance.

2.)  Sarah Palin has indulged in a scandal so horrific it may end the known universe.  At least, you would think so if you read the lefty blogs on her latest unforgivable transgression:  she rolled her eyes.  Who knew she would do such a thing?!

Here’s a thought.  Perhaps the left should get over this latest bit of trouble and instead consider that Gibbs is insulting them instead.  That’s a much better scandal.

3.)  Disgruntled Jet Blue flight attendant.  A huge cussing fit.  A rubber ramp.  Taiwanese animation re-enactment.  You can’t make this stuff up.

If you don’t know the story, it’s at Hot Air through the link above.  You might have to read it a few times before it all sinks in through the laughter.  But it actually happened.

Goodness knows we could all use a bit more humor, so the Ludicrous News bits will keep coming as they happen.  There certainly seems to be enough to keep making them here lately.  Enjoy the lunacy until then.