Are you being Swift Boated by your property taxes?  Will your state simply not back off about making you pay exorbitant rates on, say, your boat?  Massachusetts perhaps?

Does the fact you agree with those running your state like a tax and spend paradise not really matter because, after all, it’s you?  Well, don’t take those taxes lying down!  You could vote with your feet, just like the senior Senator from Massachusetts, John Kerry!

Yes, John Kerry is a tax and spender who also served in Vietnam.  So he’s completely justified in dodging his luxury taxes by parking his yacht in Rhode Island.  It probably takes up half the coastline in Rhode Island, but so what?  He’s special because he’s a liberal, and you should know that by now.

So don’t be a hater and get annoyed by the fact he won’t talk to the press about it.  He’s John Kerry, Senator and rich woman’s house pet.  You can’t even begin to compare yourself to him, and if you could…well, God help you.