Yes, it’s time for another long-overdue edition of ludicrous news.  News so ludicrous, you can’t make it up.

1.)  Obama has apparently decided he hasn’t infuriated enough of his eco-cult base by bungling the oil spill, so he’s set out to help lift the moratorium on whale hunting too.  That’s right.  Thanks to Obama, other countries get to go whaling legally.  In defense of his actions, he’s saying it will save thousands of them, which is the same logic as saying Obamacare will cut costs by spending trillions of dollars.  If nothing else, he’s consistent, or he intends to apply death panels to the whalers.

2.)  Unions are evil.  Unions are nasty.  Unions are trying to make examples says…Bill Clinton.  He seems to have a problem with them now that they’re going after Blanche Lincoln.  That’s right, you purple-shirted teabaggers!  Know your place!

3.)  And last but not least, Obama’s deficit commission, charged with finding ways to balance America’s budget, or at least appear to do something constructive…is broke.  Yep, they didn’t get to their goal before running out of money.  My irony quota has been met for today.

Thank you for reading ludicrous news.  If it’s not stupid, it’s not here.