I think that whole Bennett thing in Utah has rattled His Maverick Highness.  McCain’s latest ad is the biggest, most transparent pander I’ve seen him pull since the “I’m not a maverick” waffle.  News credit to Allahpundit for displaying it on Hot Air without laughing himself senseless.

That’s right, folks.  It’s…The McCaininator, Border Enforcer Supreme.  This so calls for the maverick supporter treatment.  Though frankly, I don’t know how I’m going to top the ridiculousness on this…

The McCaininator

Beware, illegal immigrants everywhere.  The McCaininator has flip-flopped back through time to enforce the border.  He will catch and deport every one of you.  Personally.  In his Baseball Cap of Doom.

McCain-Kennedy?  That was so five minutes ago.  The McCaininator has no fear.  He feels no pain.  And he won’t stop…until after the Arizona Republican Senate Primary.

He is one of us.  When he’s not being one of you.  You will never escape…The McCaininator.

The flip-flops are becoming ridiculous.  It would be so much easier for him to avoid all of this if he would just claim that he’s not actually John McCain. The campaign ad and slogan are written for him already. He needs to embrace the Ted.

Now, to get the Terminator drums out of my head.  DoomDoom-DoomDoom-DOOM-ThoomThoom.  DoomDoom-DoomDoom-DOOM-ThoomThoom…