Good news! After watching the latest screw-up at the RNC go down over the course of a day, I can happily report that the whole simulated lesbian strip club thing was just business. It was an after-party for young donors, as reported at Hot Air.
Gee, I’m glad that’s all cleared up now.
Ahem, excuse me. Republican party? Yes, we’re trying to stop and then reverse the socialist decline of our country. Would it be possible if you could, for just one moment, stop suffering from Cranial Rectum Insertion and get back to the task at hand? I’m not exactly prudish, but still, this is no time for strip clubs.
Until you regain your focus, don’t ask me for any money. I’ll just donate by candidate, and let the rest of you burn. Thanks, and please get a grip.


