After today’s news, what room is there for doubt?

The British House of Commons Science and Technology committee has cleared the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit of any wrongdoing.  In fact, it was so self-evident to them that it only took a day’s testimony for them to confirm it.  I mean seriously, people.  If you can’t trust a committee full of politicians who have a veritable gold mine of a power grab waiting if the Anthropogenic Global Warming scam regains its credibility, who can you trust?

The only thing that could possibly make my day any more complete is if “maverick” John McCain donned his not-so-secret environmental superhero identity, Captain Chipmunk, and added his weight to the committee findings.  He and his sidekick, the Pomeranian Lindsey Graham, could fly to the nearest press conference and chime in on this.  So put away your skepticism everybody.  We’re all watermelons now!