If you thought our President didn’t have a sense of humor, think again.

1. Good news!  If you’re getting insurance through your employer, Obama says your rates could fall up to 3000%.  Outstanding.  Now, my job is 29% insurance, 72% work, 97% study, and 17% me not having to do any math.  Isn’t improvising percentages fun, especially when you want to seize control of 1/6 of the American economy?
2. Attention, Democrats!  If you vote no on Obamacare, Obama has promised not to campaign for you!  That’s right, you can avoid being like Creigh Deeds, Jon Corzine, or Martha Coakley in MassachusettEs with just one simple “no” vote.  Act now, because time is running out!

And people think our President is just an incompetent narcissist, when he’s actually a funny and incompetent narcissist.  Get it right everybody.