Hi, Senator Graham.

If by some chance you actually know about my blog, you’ll realize I’m not your biggest fan.  In fact, I really can’t stand you.  However, I’d like to take the opportunity to thank you today because of your push for amnesty in an election year.

Yes, this is a bit strange, but I founded this blog because I believed some lateral thinking would be required to solve problems like your owner McCain.  So occasionally I view things a bit differently than my fellow conservatives.  Things like what would otherwise be your latest, massively irritating amnesty push.

So, to cut against the grain of general conservative opinion:  By all means do this Lindsey Graham.

Put this front and center in an election year when McCain has to run from it to get re-elected.  Give me daily excuses to run or link to the $50 an hour lettuce speech snippet and anything else I can find that demonstrates McCain’s arrogance on this issue.  Give J.D. Hayworth all the ammunition he needs to bulldoze the fool despite Palin, Brown, Armey, or anyone else who chooses to back him.  When McCain finally loses his primary, I’ll be first in line to sing your praises for all the help you have rendered in this regard.

Be mavericky, Graham.  Be “bipartisan.”  Create the buzz by being a media addict that I and my fellow bloggers can use to help ruin your owner McCain.  People have already found articles in my blog with the keyword “Lindsey Graham.”  As the months (and if need be, years) pass, it will only get worse, and I have more than enough fight left for this latest beast of a bill.

So please, be that dumb.  You’ll be my useful idiot for a change, and that of any other blogger who wants in on the act, especially those with blogs more frequented than mine.  I know McCain will appreciate your involvement should he lose.