McCain Has His Priorities In Order
Arizona must be so proud.
They have their very own environmental superhero, Captain Chipmunk/John McCain, proclaiming his belief in global warming even as evidence pours in that much of the science behind it was shoddy at best. His sidekick, The Pomeranian Lindsey Graham, is working on the cap and trade bill with the Democrats. Don’t you just admire such heroic maverick consistency in the face of…
- Widespread evidence of manipulated science
- Obvious hyperbole by politicians cynically agitating a desire for responsible ecological stewardship for a power grab
- Potential damage to the economy for no good reason
- Unwarranted resistance by us pesky conservative rubes
But wait! The heroics don’t end there. Not only does Arizona’s finest environmental superhero face down the tough problems of global warming, but he’s also fighting the evil scourge of…dietary supplements!
That’s right! McCain is co-sponsoring a bill with Senator Dorgan to give regulatory oversight of vitamins to the FDA. And he’s using the excuse that some athletes are taking steroids to justify this huge expansion of government. So, in a time of job loss and economic malaise, McCain can see through to the important stuff…the evil plot by Vitamin D to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Support the McCain-Dorgan vitamin crackdown for the good of all mankind!
Yes sir, McCain has his priorities in order. He’ll never let pesky things like mounting evidence, more pressing issues, or not having any sort of a good reason stand in the way of his maverick behavior. So fire up the Chipmunk Signal, Arizona, and accept no substitute chipmunkery!
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on February 28th, 2010 1 Comment
-- Woody Allen
Comments are the opinions of the individuals that make them. The fact I allow a comment to be posted does not mean I agree with or endorse what it says. Anyone may post a comment so long as you obey the rules. See the How This Site Works section for comment rules.
Trackbacks
Comments