Captain Chipmunk Rides Again!

There’s plenty of other maverick news today folks, but the big one?  Captain Chipmunk/John McCain rides again!  He reaffirmed his belief in the cult of global warming, which he referred to as “climate change” to use the latest fashion, and in an election year no less!  Such courage of his convictions, especially after all the scandals involving the scam science of global warming.  Of all the things he could choose to not waffle on, it’s this.

To top it off, his sidekick, the Official Maverick Lapdog Lindsey Graham (Pomeranian – SC) is trying to pass a “bipartisan” cap and trade bill.  He’s calling for carbon caps.  To get votes for a piece of legislation based on a hoax.  That will harm the economy in a recession.  And he doesn’t think his owner is going to pay for it in August if he succeeds?

You can read more about it at Michelle Malkin’s blog.  It’s become so absurd, it’s time to suggest that these two get their own product lines…

1. Captain Chipmunk action figures!
2. Captain Chipmunk wind-up toys (batteries are bad for the environment)!
3. Captain Chipmunk DVDs!
4. The complete line of Pomeranian dog toys, but only if Captain Chipmunk gives his permission!
5. And most importantly, Captain Chipmunk’s very own personal retirement plan, courtesy of J.D. Hayworth!

Speaking of which, Hayworth has challenged McCain to a series of debates.  He says he wants at least ten of them, but I don’t know.  If McCain wants to keep taking positions like this, it might not hurt to cut back a little and give McCain some time to hang himself before nailing him on dumb positions like cap and tax.

Filed under: Maverick News on February 25th, 2010 1 Comment

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By RENEE COMBS on February 25th, 2010 at 9:43 pm

Thank You Thank you! I needed that laugh and it does fit better than Yosemite Sam