J.D. Hayworth Does Not Exist

Good news, folks!  It’s time to learn from the example of the Straight Talk Express, and engage in some more Straight Talk Denial.  Today, I intend to put a new tinfoil hat rumor floating around the Internet to rest and declare once and for all that J.D. Hayworth does not exist.

This “J.D. Hayworth” fellow has declared he intends to formally announce his candidacy on RedState, or would have if he actually existed.  By some miraculous means, the reasoning of this fictitious Hayworth as to why we should help maverick McCain into retirement has magically appeared there.  Not that I would post a link to it, because only pesky conservatives with McCain Derangement Syndrome have such a loss of sanity as to believe in J.D. Hayworth.

I bet they even think McCain is a RINO too.

So get out there with the rest of the McCain trolls and put this rumor to rest.  There is no such thing as J.D. Hayworth.  He does not exist.  McCain is a real conservative.  There is no secret cow level.  In fact, you’re not reading this right now, because this blog doesn’t exist either.

Filed under: Maverick News on February 3rd, 2010 No Comments