Washington D.C Attacked by Budgetzilla
This just in…
Washington, D.C – Today, Capitol Hill was attacked by a gigantic reptilian binder filled with Obama’s 2011 budget. The monster is said to weigh $3.8 Trillion with $1.6 Trillion of it in new debt. Onlookers are dubbing it “Budgetzilla”.
The monstrosity was first noticed by C-SPAN, who filmed the encounter. Their footage is available at Michelle Malkin.
White House budget director Peter Orszag commented on his blog that Budgetzilla would “put our Nation back on the path to fiscal sustainability.” When asked about this, the attendant physician told us that Orszag should make a full recovery from his fragile mental state.
Obama’s teleprompter was unavailable for comment, as the President was using it to say something irrelevant. However, an unnamed aide did release a brief statement after Budgetzilla took a bite out of the Capitol Hill’s dome: “This is all Bush’s fault, but we have everything under control. Now remain calm and run like hell.”
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on February 1st, 2010
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By Dave B on February 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
What the hell else do we need? He’s purposely tanking our economy, re-distributing the wealth, causing or attempting to create an entire segment of society that finds themselves beholden to the Federal Government for survival. He is what we suspected he was all along. He is surrounded by people hell bent on making their move for a total and complete takeover of our system of Government to ensure they remain in power and in powerful positions that doles out scraps to the unclean masses of taxpayers. Class warfare, political correctness, and citizen dependency on a few are their weapons.