Ladies and gentlemen, there’s a tragedy brewing.

The Republican National Committees (the RNC, NRCC, and NRSC) don’t have as many receipts and cash on hand as their Democrat counterparts.  You can read more about it at Hot Air.  This leaves the potential open for an awful tragedy of epic proportions:

In their desperation, they might successfully squeeze the individual candidates and officeholders for cash.

Now, it’s bad enough these incompetent boobs still have money at all.  A lot of us quit donating to them because the money kept finding its way into RINO hands while the conservatives were shafted.  That means we don’t want them to get our money by using the candidates and officeholders as middlemen.

So help avoid the tragedy of these inept, soon-to-be irrelevant Republican blunder machines receiving your financial generosity by other means.  Make sure that those conservatives you’re supporting know that they never need bother asking you for any support, funding, or votes again if you find out they’ve been supporting their committees.  Remind them that they’re beholden to you, and not their loser party, unless they’d like to get themselves re-elected the next time.

The Republican machine not having money would be the point.  If they won’t be smart, they can be gone, and we’ll do all the heavy lifting without them.  It looks like we’re better at it anyway.