Math The Obama Way

By Ryan • on October 30, 2009

teleprompthumbCBS of all things has found that Obama’s “jobs saved/created by the stimulus” assertions are a bit off.  Off enough that a normally loyal news organization would question them on it.  You can read more about it at Sister Toldjah.

That’s math you can believe in, just so long as you don’t actually believe in it.

Seriously, what if everything worked like Math the Obama Way…

  • If I don’t actually do anything when I’m at work, does that mean I’ve saved or created my project?
  • If someone gets fired and no one is around to hear it, does that mean it’s a job that’s saved or created?
  • Or more importantly, if we spend $786 Billion dollars of stimulus and nothing happens, which seems likely, will more jobs be “saved” than “created”?  Better yet, can we not “save” or “create” the jobs of the losers that voted for it?

Real math works far better than Obama math for everyone.  So how about we get rid of the non-stimulus stimulus and actually put the country back on track with real numbers?

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