Obama has gone on a tear against Fox News, and why not?  They preacheth not the Obama Gospel!

Truly, this unthinkable awfulness against The Obama as reported on The Powers That Be cannot go unanswered.  They dare speak the truth about the man!  A mere news organization reports facts about Obama, and isn’t conspicuous in their ridiculous fawning praise of him?!

Of course Fox News is not a real news organization!  Real news organizations are all…uh…news-ey and stuff.  They tell the news that Obama wants to hear, and only the news Obama wants to hear.  Truly, these Fox News types can’t measure up to the standards of objectivity approved by The One.  They are thus are not fit to have him speak of them from On High at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue over and over again.

It might boost their ratings and such.