Oh, come on?   Reid only changed the bill’s number?

As reported by the Greenroom, this is another Congressional stunt to get this bill passed.  It’s not nearly original enough!  What kind of third rate trickery is this?!  I’ve come to expect a higher quality of trickery and dirty dealings from the Democrats, and they have not delivered!

Go over the top.  Call it Unicorns and Bunnies.

No, I don’t even mean the Unicorns and Bunnies Act.  Not even the Unicorns and Bunnies Bill.  Just Unicorns and Bunnies.  There is no controversy if no one thinks you’re actually trying to pass a law.  If they just think you want to give everyone unicorns and bunnies, you’re set.

Heck, you could use cute animals for everything!  How about the Cute Fluffy Chick for the cap-and-trade disaster?  Just go the floor of the House or Senate and sing about cute animals and windmill power:  “The birds in the blades go SQUAWK SQUAWK <SPLAT>!  SQUAWK SQUAWK <SPLAT>!  SQUAWK SQUAWK <SPLAT>!”

Given what’s coming out of Congress lately, cute animals would be an improvement.  It’s not as though there’s any short supply of them, and certainly more than enough to mask the damage the Democrats are trying to do.  So be bold.  And fluffy.