WE DO NOT DO REALITY IN THE EPA!

At least, I’m thinking that’s what their motto should be.  It would seem they’re trying to get rid of one of their internal auditing offices.  Obama and his goons just can’t stand their watchdogs, can they?

Silly rabbit.  Reality is for the little people.  The EPA has bigger concerns, like so over-regulating the US economy that our GDP can be counted on the fingers of one hand.  Perhaps they can also force every American to stick a meter up their noses so they can tax us on our exhalation.  They have to bring the Earth’s temperature down by 1/100 of a degree, you know.  Save the planet from global warming…uh, climate change!  (Psst.  What we’re we calling it today?)

And just because I can, I’m going to play the Chris Simcox Drinking Game.  Chris Simcox, if you don’t already know, is McCain’s primary opponent in Arizona this year.  As a fellow believer in global warming, McCain had this coming.  No, he didn’t actually agree with the EPA’s move, just it’s Kool-Aid.