Can Anyone Market a New Perfume Now?
In case you haven’t heard about it yet, GM is out with a new men’s cologne. Yes, you read that correctly. GENERAL MOTORS.
I didn’t give it much thought until today, when the question finally hit me: Can anyone market a new perfume now? And the caffeine just took over from there…
Biò Dièsel
From the makers of cooking oil comes a new scent.
It’s bold. It’s alluring. It’s eco-friendly. It is…Biò Dièsel
Say it with me. BEE-o DEE-zell. Yes, I know my French accent just exudes romance from the very blog page. Don’t laugh. I can write in any accent I want.
Unlike those other horrible perfumes, ours is 100% green. It gets it’s distinctive smell not from awful whale products like ambergris, but from the fuel of the future: 100% all natural french fry grease. French accents and french fries. The only thing we are missing is a mime, and we could sell the stuff for $1000 a pop.
Yes, “pop”. It is as much a French word as Cadillac is a brand of men’s cologne. Bold yet simple. Mysterious, yet commonplace. Short, yet profound: “pop”.
So be bold. Be alluring. Save the planet. Get your bottle of Biò Dièsel today. Available at fine retailers everywhere in the distinctive decorative ketchup bottle.
I think it has a chance.
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on July 24th, 2009 No Comments
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