Oh dear God, WHY?!

The heart and soul of our new President, the teleprompter, has departed its mortal coil.  Ned the Intern is inconsolable.  He had such high hopes that one day, the teleprompter might be elected POTUS.  Arguably, one is already in office, but this is a discussion for another day.

The king is no more.  Long live the new king, as soon as Obama orders it.