The Teleprompter Has Departed It’s Mortal Coil
The heart and soul of our new President, the teleprompter, has departed its mortal coil. Ned the Intern is inconsolable. He had such high hopes that one day, the teleprompter might be elected POTUS. Arguably, one is already in office, but this is a discussion for another day.
The king is no more. Long live the new king, as soon as Obama orders it.
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on July 14th, 2009 No Comments
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash....
The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
-- Steven Wright
The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
-- Steven Wright
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