Taking Money From the Rich Makes Them Leave
Good news for all you liberal rich-haters. You have a tried and true way to get rid of the pests now: tax them out of your states.
That’s right. If you’re sick of all those pesky rich people, like New York and California, you can get rid of them! You won’t have to put up with their big cars, big homes, big job creation capacity and support of your tax bases any longer! I mean, I couldn’t stand it either!
Just use taxes to chase those pesky rich people to low-tax states run by the conservatives that you hate just as much. It’s absolutely brilliant. You can inflict those evil rich people on those evil conservative politicians, and then watch with smug satisfaction as they have to live with one another. Whatever will they do with all that extra money and the extra jobs in their new homes?
So, keep on hating the rich, liberal America! With a little work, you can get all of them to go away and leave you and your nanny states all alone.
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on May 18th, 2009 No Comments
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