What did Pelosi know and when did she know it about waterboarding?  Apparently, she didn’t know what she knew except when she knew what she knows.  And what she knew was enough for her to know, but it wasn’t enough for her to have known enough to blame her for knowing when she both did and didn’t know.

It’s all very confusing, and sounds like something you would read in a children’s book…

Who knows what Pelosi knew?

When she knew what she supposedly knows

Except when she didn’t but actually did.

What does she know, and what remains hid?

This whole mess grows as long as her nose

Except she’s not lying like everyone knows

So she doesn’t know what she didn’t know then

When that she knew what she knows way back when.

This whole waterboarding thing is all very confusing.  How about we all just say Nancy Pelosi knew about the waterboarding in 2002, get her thrown out of office, and call it a wash?