This has to be the biggest controversy that has no controversy.

It appears a blog called Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion has started the Dijongate scandal, and they weren’t even trying.  That’s right.  There’s a big fuss over the fact Obama ordered a hamburger with dijon mustard.  So, what’s an independent conservative blogger to do?  Enjoy the chaos and pile on.  It’s just too perverse to overlook.

In fact, there are so many updates, this fellow had to add a second post to handle them all.  My hat’s off to him.  He caused a wholesale panic with…dijon mustard.  And no, I won’t mock Obama’s mustard when I can just go straight to the source and mock him directly.