Random Thoughts For a Slow Day
It’s a slow day today, which is good. There’s enough chaos coming without me having to cause more of it just yet. In fact, I’m absolutely certain that when it comes to chaos, Obama will not disappoint me.
So, what to do about today? How about some random thoughts?
- Do they call it the Employee Free Choice Act because it gives unions a free choice of employees?
- Do you suppose we could get rid of terrorist leaders by mailing them a six-pack of beer and pretending they ordered it? Their fellows would kill them for us.
- If John McCain says something and no one is around to hear it, does Senator Graham still kiss his ass?
- Let’s say I walked up to you and said “I concede that liberals are the gold standard of politics today. Their positions are all right and proper, but I’m an improvement over them because I want to do less of what they want to do, and I want to do it more slowly.” Would you want me as your leader, or the liberals? And why do the Republicans think that you would want them, if they keep saying things that are tantamount to this?
- How do environmentalists square their principles with the fact that cute furry beavers cut down trees?
Have some answers? Want to add to the list? Feel free to comment, because I’d love to hear from you.
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on May 5th, 2009 No Comments
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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