Two-Fer Maverick Alert!

Such wonderful news in my email today!  Two things about the Master Maverick I can discuss at the same time!

Chris Simcox Does Not Exist


Yes, all you maverick supporters.  It’s time for some more Straight Talk Denial!  Together, you and I can deny this pesky Chris Simcox right out of existence.

Who is Chris Simcox?  Well, if he existed, he would be the man who dares believe he can defeat the Master Maverick in Arizona’s 2010 Republican Senatorial primary.  Who does this guy think he is, if he were real?  Why, if there was such a person as Chris Simcox, how dare he?

So, for those of you who don’t remember how to engage in Straight Talk Denial, here’s what you need to know about Chris Simcox (that guy that doesn’t exist, because we’re all denying it).

  1. Under no circumstances should you post a link to his web site.  Ever.  It’s not there.  In fact, I’m denying his existence so hard, I deny the Internet.  There is no Internet.  McCain’s fellow Democrat Al Gore didn’t invent it, because it’s not real.  And neither is Al Gore.
  2. Because the urge to inflict ordinary donations upon this imaginary upstart will be to great to endure, under no circumstances should you post a link to the Chris Simcox donation page.  You know, that place where you donate money to his campaign, which isn’t really there.  Take a cue from me.  Don’t do it.
  3. Don’t post his YouTube videos like the one below, because he’s not real.  Therefore, he didn’t make any videos.
  4. And under no circumstances, never, never, ever Speak The Profanity in Loud Tones at him. Only the Master Maverick may Speak The Profanity in Loud Tones, and you are not worthy. Nor is he worthy to hear it.

Together, we can deny this upstart out of existence.  That is, if he existed at all.

McCain Makes Endorsement in California


The Master Maverick has deigned to bless us with his words once again, and chosen to endorse Meg Whitman for California governor.

This means John McCain has personally given his blessing to Meg Whitman, and I now call upon you as proper maverick supporters to show her all the maverick support to which she is now rightfully entitled.  So, refresh your memories on what it means to be a maverick supporter.  When you’re done, give Meg Whitman the maverick until she screams profanity in tribute to the one who made it all possible, John McCain.

I love today.  I hope the Master Maverick gives me more reasons to shower him with maverick adulation.  Perhaps someday, he might even bless me by Speaking The Profanity in Loud Tones at me relentlessly.

Are RINOs Really the Lesser Evil?

My answer:  NO.  My case in point:  Eight years of the Bush Administration.

Bush was not a “Neo-conservative”.  Bush was a RINO.  He agreed with us on a point or two, but for the rest of it, he was left of center.  In and of itself, this only makes him as bad as a Democrat.  Same politics, same damage, equivalent by the Turing test, right?  Wrong.

RINOs have one other major defect.  When they gain leadership positions, they can make those Republicans with better sense shut up and vote like fools, and that’s exactly what Bush did.  For six years, Republicans were Democrats for most purposes, and they paid for it two election cycles in a row.  Now, they’re irrelevant due to the leadership of one of their own.

Tell me what Democrat, if they had enough sense to overcome Bush Derangement Syndrome, would have dared dream they would destroy the Republican Party, discredit and disenfranchine the conservative movement (if only for a time), and get the ball rolling on the socialization of our economy as well as Bush did?  Any liberal with any intellectual honesty or emotional control at all should look at the Bush administration as a net gain.  They would be sending the man thank-you notes, presents, and adulation any chance they got.  He was the best thing to happen to them in a long, long time.

Clinton could not have done better, and he was a consummate politician.  Obama would consider his career complete if he only did half so much with regards to annihilating all political opposition.  FDR is the only Democrat in my memory to do more for his party than Bush did, and Bush was supposed to be a Republican.

Hence my conclusion.  RINOs are not the lesser evil.  Now, when I say RINO, I’m not talking about Republicans who merely disagree with conservatism on a handful of points, but flaming “moderate” Republicans who are indistinguishable from Democrats.  The ones who are conservative until it’s time to do something real, and then either do nothing, undermine their own fellows, or vote and talk like Democrats.

These are the ones in a position to do real damage, because they can do it from within.  Either from naivete, an ease of manipulation, a selfish desire to earn the approval of a liberal media, or just a disgust of conservatism, they do far worse than their Democrat counterparts could do from the outside.  And on top of it, they don’t even consider working with their own party.  They always jump the aisle first (think “Gangs of”), and for some of the time during the Bush administration, it was easy to see the RINOs in charge didn’t have any regard whatsoever for conservatives.  It’s why we dislike them.

I can all but hear the moderates screaming as they read this, presuming any come to visit me.  As far as I’m concerned, the burden of proof is on them to back their assertion that “The Republican Party needs us!”.  Furthermore, I no longer care if someone might or might not have “been a good man”, “was just naive” or “thought they were trying to do the right thing”.  Yes, it’s harsh, but we have a country to fix now, and the milquetoast has no place in it.  As much as it brings me to nausea, the Republicans may well be our best shot at it.  So those Powells and McCains hurting them can quit being Powells and McCains, or for all I care, they can begone.

The Funny Just Stopped With the Norks

Hello, Obama.  Your rude awakening has come.

The North Koreans have openly stated that they no longer feel bound by the Armistice that stopped the Korean War due to the U.S. program to intercept Nork ships believed to be spreading nuclear weapons.  To translate for those in government who might not understand the big words, this means it has hit the fan.  If the Norks are for real, and have not taken their bluster to a new level, it’s Korean War II.

Either that, or it’s American humiliation part zillion as Obama writes still more strongly worded letters, or capitulates on this program and doesn’t touch the ships.  I suspect we’ll be seeing more of that too.

Biden Zings Obama Over the Teleprompter?!

Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up.

Mr. Can’t-Speak-Without-Putting-His-VP-Foot-In-His-Mouth zinged Obama on something about speechmaking.  He should be grateful Obama hasn’t had him put in a muzzle yet after all the gaffes he’s dropped.  Of course, after this, President Chicago Thug might just have his mouth bolted shut.

I can’t determine which of them to cheer for in this one. 

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Biden Teases Obama Over Teleprompter Dependence, After Mishap (Fox News)