Now Introducing Senator H…
The trolls are out in force about Senator Specter’s making his true party affiliation official, and it’s the usual stuff:
You can’t live without moderates, you losers!
You need people like Specter!
The Republicans are extremists, and they’re chasing all the reasonable people away!
It got on my nerves until I reconsidered, and then I thought: This looks like fun. I can do this too! And so, I present to you my latest taunt as a liberal blog troll…
Now Introducing Senator Hemorrhoid!
AHAHAHA! You Republican fools! You’ve driven away the greatest Senator you’ve ever had next to McCain! You extremist nutcases will never win another election again! You’re over! Finished! Losers!
And just to taunt you with how big you losers are losers, because you’re like, losers, we’re going to give Arlen Specter his new honorific: Senator Hemorrhoid! You will never hear the end of this. He will be on your comments! He will be in the news! We will never let you forget the day Senator Hemorrhoid switched sides, and became a permanent pain in your rear ends!
Wear your new title with pride, Arlen Specter. You deserve it.
And to all you conservative fools: AHAHAHAHAHA!
I love this whole troll thing. I should do it more often.
Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on April 29th, 2009 No Comments
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