Media Types Heighten Their IQ’s with Teabagging
Good news! The media has responded to the Tea Parties by raising their intellectual acumen and making “teabagging” jokes. For those of you that don’t know what that is because you have better things to do, it’s a crude sexual reference.
For the most part, it’s hard to find the mainstream media making sense lately. However, for the first time in a long while, they were capable of speaking in coherent sentences and demonstrated the possibility of awakening their long-dormant senses of humor. I am happy to note this historic occurance, which may bring media cognitive abilities to the level of a seventh-grader for the first time in my life.
So when you see your next media type, congradulate them on the improvement of their intellectual acumen. Just be sure to use small words, and don’t tell them that you know they didn’t think of that whole “teabagging” joke thing. It might discourage them from future intellectual development.
You did such a good job, mainstream media. Yes you did. You deserve a cookie. A goo-goo-goo.
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Cable Anchors, Guests Use Tea Parties as Platform for Frat House Humor (Fox News)
Filed under: Maverick Commentary on April 16th, 2009
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By Keith on April 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
The Left-Progressive Press are just beside themselves over these Tea Paties! It was obviouis in the runup that they did not like them at all, in fact – they are very anoyed by them and I have no doubt there are some conversations in the White House, where President Obama is not even aware that they are going on, are being held. If that is truly true, about President Obama’s ignorance, we are in deep, deep doo doo.
Here are a list of the signgs I have seen in coverage and at the event I was at. Pick out the one you like the best and post a comment as to why. This is time to show the MSM that we are better able to communicate our ideas then they are!
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1. Why do I feel like a ship passing Somalia?
2. Get your hands out of my Piggy Bank!
3. Give me Liberty – Not Debt!
4. My grandchildren are Pissed!
5. No – Bama; No New Tax; No Worries
6. Who is John Galt?
7. The more you make the more they take.
8. Obama – Commander in Thief.
9. Don’t tax me, Bro!
10. Next time, read the bill.
11. You can’t multiply wealth by dividing it!
12. Politically Homeless, please help!
12. Change or C-H-A-I-N-S ?
13. What would Reagan do?
14. Change is all we have left. (Photo of: pennies, nickels and dimes.)
15. P olosi
O bama
R eed is
K illing us
16. I am not your A T M.
17. Read my lipstick “No More Taxes!”
18. Tax Revolution Brewing.
19. Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.
20. You are not entitled to what I have earned.
21. Who will bail America out?
22. Let the Failures Fail !!!
23. Dude, Where’s my Country?
24. Give me my money, keep the change.
25. Clean House and Senate.
26. The Government has Forgotten they work for us!
27. Outsource Congress, we can’t afford them!
28. President Ronald Reagan, who warned “A government is never more dangerous than when our desire to have it help us … blinds us to how it can harm us.”
28. I fought for my country, work and pay taxes so Liberals don’t have to!
29. Obama, you are taxing my patience!
30. Don’t talk to me, I forgot my teleprompter!
31. “ There was never a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” John Adams
32. My Piggy Bank is NOT your Pork Barrel.
33. Don’t leave your Debt to me!
34. Obama-Reid-Pelosi: The Axis of Taxes
35. Can we bankrupt the country? Yes we can.
36. Our Soldiers Didn’t Fight and Die for Socialism.”
37. Start representing Americans – not stealing from Americans.
38. Obama spoke, now you are broke!
39. Stop the Obamination!
40. “Marxism” Yes He Can!
41. Tea Party Today, Tar and Feather Tomorrow.
42. “Socialism works great until you run out of other people’s money.” Margaret Thatcher
43. Haste, Waste and Fear is not a plan.”
44. 200 years to build a nation, one election to destroy it!
45. Hail to the thief!
46. Obama deficits are in a league of their own!
47. Give me MY Dollars! You Keep The Change!
48. We are citizens, not subjects!
49. “I am a registered America voter, and I will not re-elect you unless I am heard.”
50. “You can’t fix stupid, but you can vote it out.”
51. I’m armed…with a voter registration card!
52. At least Drunken Sailors Are Spending Their Own Money!
53. It is about a political class and a citizen class and the political class MUST Go!
54. Expanding government at an unprecedented rate is unacceptable.
55. Out with the Bums; In with Term Limits!
56. Slowly Back Away From My Wallet!
57. Arrest and Jail “A Government Gone Wild!”
58. Government Spending is Going Nuclear, and is just as dangerous!
59. Put Congress on a “Pork Free” diet!
60. The TIPPING POINT has arrived!
61. Land of the Free – Only to Washington Spenders!
62. We work! We Vote! Generally, we pray — But We Always Pay.” (The Forgotten Man)
63. The Power Belongs to US – not the Political Class!!!
64. Obama’s New Deal Is a BAD DEAL!
65. We Want Better Government, Not Oppressive Government
66.. No Taxes, No Borrowing, NO SPENDING!!!
67. Government Gets Drunk on Spending; I wake up with the Hangover!
68. You can’t fix STUPID, but you can VOTE IT OUT