Teleprompters Breaking Down Barriers

By Ryan • on March 24, 2009

Ned the Intern is thrilled that the latest and most prominent political power player in the Obama administration is breaking down barriers and shattering glass ceilings.  This political lead singer of sorts is audacious, has its own blog, and is boldly going where no gadget has gone before.

So if you haven’t already heard, I proudly introduce to you the brains, soul, and driving force behind the Obama administration:

The Presidential Teleprompter

My very own virtual employee, Ned the Intern, sends you his undying respect.  He thinks you’re the greatest thing since object oriented programming.  However, while he’d love to march for you, he’s just a PHP script, albeit a very hard-working one.  But he’ll be with you in spirit.

Filed under: Satire, Humor, and Dementia on March 24th, 2009

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

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