Houston, We Have a Marketing Problem

No jokes now folks.  It’s zero flak time.

I’m a fan of Macho Sauce Productions.  One of the things I like about the videos they produce is that they’re a fresh new take on conservatism.  For those of you that don’t see much about conservatism, the broad strokes of it are as follows:

  1. Less government.  That means real conservatives (not Republican fakers) don’t like bailouts, nanny states, or things that cost too much for absolutely nothing.  The same sorts of things that are far too prevelant in government today
  2. Lower taxes.  It’s not a difficult concept.  It’s your money, and you shouldn’t have to give any more to the government than is absolutely necessary to run the country.  That, and the fact that you can spend it better than they do.
  3. More freedom…  For the most part, we think that your life is about your life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  We don’t want to interfere more than is necessary to maintain a society, and realize that the aspirations of private individuals realizing their dreams are what makes this country great.  Self-reliance is the gateway to your happiness and realizing your aspirations, because government can’t do anything right. 
  4. Not less.  However, this is the age of Obama.  You’re about to get a taste of the nanny state whether you want it or not.  That’s because liberals think you’re a rube that couldn’t take care of yourself if your life depended on it, so they’re going to give you the security blanket and baby bottle they think you need.  Or if necessary, the security straitjacket and forcefeeding tube.
  5. Keynesian economics are for losers.  They didn’t work for us in the 1930′s.  They didn’t work for Japan in the 1990′s.  They’re not going to work now.  And yes, I know Bush and McCain believed in them too.  That’s among the reasons I’m an indie now instead of a loyal member of the Republican base as I was once foolish enough to be.
  6. Rule of Law.  The rule of law is important, because it puts everyone on the same page.  This is not the liberal “Rule of Feel Good”.  If there is no solid foundation of law, you get anarchy.  An anarchy where no one knows the rules because they keep changing at the whims of judges or mob rule.  That, and the fact our rights are codified in the Constitution about which the other side couldn’t care less means there’s going to be real trouble if that whole pesky “Rule of Law” thing goes away.

But back to the macho sauce.  The Macho Sauce Productions videos are a cut above because they address a big problem with conservatism.  For the most part, we have tons of substance but no marketing.  No one bothers to explain what we’re all about to anyone.  Furthermore, it doesn’t help that both parties are equally hostile to conservatism, and that the one that was supposed to carry our banner is led by its biggest betrayer and ours, one John McCain.

So then, what to do?  Get with the program.  Get with the 21st century and the technology it offers.  Remember a little conservative self-reliance, and take the marketing into our own hands.  Think outside the box you already know to articulate your beliefs and hit the topic from a different angle.  Maybe you won’t get it right the first time, but get up and try again if you don’t.  Sooner or later, you’ll find your very own unique voice and start to get the word out like a pro.

Get looney, like me.  Get hip-hop, like Macho Sauce.  Get an intern =).  But get with the marketing, or we’ll never make up the shortfall.

Virginia Jail May Become Next Home for Gitmo Detainees

Hello, Alexandria.  Aren’t you glad you voted for Obama today?

The friendly global citizen terrorists they’ve been holding in Gitmo for eight years might be coming to visit you soon.  And the really sad thing about it is, I’m only three hours or so away from you.  So not only do I get to suffer your blinkered blue voting the first time when Obama was elected, but I get to do it over and over again.

Between this and the madrasa, I should probably get a prayer rug and an AK-47.  I might just be needing them soon.

See more here:
Virginia Jail May Become Next Home for Gitmo Detainees (Fox News)

The Extended Guide to Maverick Donations

While I’ve been in the throes of gathering news as I wait for the 2010 election cycle, it occurs to me I haven’t given any recent maverick supporter lessons to those with a sincere desire to learn.  I apologize for this, especially since it was one of the primary reasons this site was founded.

So, to start off with the new lesson plan, here’s an expanded guide to maverick donations.  The basic technique is to simply not donate any money and get yourself removed from the mailing lists of maverick politicians, but you can be so much more creative.  That way, being put on a maverick politician’s mailing list stops being an irritation, and starts being something that gives you an excuse.

So, what are the fun alternatives to simply blowing off donations?

Maverick Compliments

You can send back your non-donations with maverick compliments.  Since maverick politicians don’t listen to their constituents’ concerns, screaming at them in empty donation letters just won’t do.  So, torque their oversized egos instead and use them as laughingstocks.

Here are some examples.

  • “How do you get your suits to so closely match the color of your nostrils?”
  • “I bet you were even able to put your clothes on by yourself.  I’m so proud of you.”
  • “Your hair is so well done.  Where did you buy it?”
  • “I know you’re so awesome, you don’t need my money to get re-elected.”

Do well enough, and you might even be blessed to hear one of them Speak the Profanity in Loud Tones at you relentlessly.

Ordinary donations

I don’t agree with the position that you might find a maverick politician to be a lesser evil, but I won’t deride those of you who do.  In fact, I’m going to give you some advice.  If you believe you should donate to a maverick politician, give them the money you think they’re due IN LOOSE CHANGE.  Bonus points if you donate in unwrapped pennies.  That way, you can repay some of the irritation they’ve given you, and still soothe your conscience.

And yes, anyone can make maverick donations.  I don’t care if you’re independent, Democratic, or Republican.  If you don’t like the representation you’re getting, anyone can defeat the “Where are they going to go” mentality of your favorite maverick politician by making them wish you would go somewhere else.

It’s the Economy You Started Socializing First, Stupid

How very nice.

The Republicans have decided to center their campaign for 2010 around the economy and Obama’s over-the-top spending.  I’m sure it might have even worked, if they had any credibility on the subject at all.  The trouble is, they now have a six year long record of unrestrained spending.  Not only that, but of one of their own drove the creation of the first bit of socialism in this neverending mess, the TARP bill.

Did I mention their 2008 Presidential fiasco, Senator McCain himself, also helped on this?

If it wasn’t so sad, it would be laughable.  We really could have used an opposition party at this point, and we haven’t had one this century.

Read more: 
Classic Clinton Phrase Inspires New GOP Strategy to Regain Power (Fox News)