House Republicans Vote No a Second Time

For the second time in a row, the House Republicans decided to put the well-being of their country first and vote against the giant pork-fest and liberal goodie bill disguised as a “stimulus package” yet again.  Pesky ordinary Representatives.  Don’t they want to be part of the maverick paradigm?

It’s time to do something about it.

I’m sounding the charge right now.  You should send ordinary donations and support to those evil, backwards Republicans.  Torment them with messages like “I hope your re-election campaign succeeds, so there!” or “Don’t make me donate money to your campaign again, you pesky ordinary representative you.”  Let them know the suffering of having to deposit dumptrucks of money in their campaign coffers and constant re-election until they all beg to be yanked back into The Way of The Maverick!

Together, we can snuff out all that pesky patriotism and get back to the kind of self-aggrandizing politics we’ve come to know and love.

Filed under: Ordinary News Stuff on February 13th, 2009