The Madness Continues: Porn Wants a Bailout

By Ryan • on January 8, 2009

I still haven’t decided if this is a publicity stunt or just really funny.  Apparently, Larry Flynt and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild CEO) want a $5 Billion dollar bailout for the porn industry.

Personally, I figure that if porn needs a bailout, it’s because you can find it online.  There’s even a song about it:

Oh well.  Two more people I’ll never buy from again (or in this case, at all).  GM and Chrysler can already forget my business because they won’t get their acts together.

All of our problems, and what’s the solution? Nationalized nookie. And I thought I was off my rocker.

Addendum:  In all fairness, Congress has not responded to this call for a porn bailout in any way.  I’m just commenting on the fact someone had the hubris to actually request $5 Billion dollars for porn.

Now is the time for all good men to come to.
                -- Walt Kelly

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