I’m writing this urgent bulletin to inform you of a McCain project desperately in need of maverick donations.

McCain has started an organization called Country First, which espouses the desire to cause the resurgence of Republican ideals and candidates.  So, for all of those who are interested in supporting the Master Maverick’s high maverick ideals of conservatism, I recommend making all the maverick donations you can.

For those that need a reminder of what a maverick donation is, read “What is a Maverick Supporter” again.  Then be grateful that McCain created the maverick paradigm and gave everyone this cutting edge, money-saving option.