Insanity 101

I’m proud to announce that for 2009, Obama and his new Democratic majorities have opened the door to a bold new lifestyle choice:  Insanity.  Everyone seems to be jumping on the insanity bandwagon, and why not?  That whole reality stuff is just so…confining.

Now that the Democrats have control of everything, insanity is just the way America is going to roll in 2009.  So, if you want to get the jump on this brave new way to go, here are some pointers you can use to make your life just as insane as the rest of the country has clearly become.

 

1. Competence is completely irrelevant.  Ask Leon Panetta, who’s just been tapped for CIA chief.  The fact you don’t need any of those pesky job skills anymore is just one of the things that makes insanity such a palatable lifestyle choice.
2. If you don’t have any money, spend it anyway.  Budgeting is for stodgy sane people.  You acknowledge no such restrictions on your budget, because insanity has no limits.  Ask Obama, who was even kind enough to announce his future trillion dollar deficits before he started running them.
3. Make pointless gestures because it’s fun.  Sure, creating a new department so someone will supposedly insure all this spending is going to work is really believable coming from someone who wants a trillion dollar stimulus boondoggle.  Kind of like saying he’s going to control the earmarks.  Still, new departments are fun to make. Just ask George Bush.
4. Entitled Kennedy Princesses and comedians make great leaders.  Why?  You don’t need a reason why when you choose insanity.  You just think it because you can!

 

Can’t you see the great benefits of living the insanity lifestyle?  The freedom is just amazing!  Everyone around you is going to be living it soon, so why not you?

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