Tomorrow’s the Big Day!
Well, that and the fact I may not be relevant for too much longer have finally motivated me to write again.
I haven’t seen much comment-worthy from the Master Maverick since my last post, so I haven’t said anything. Yes, this was the final week of the election push, but he didn’t really do anything noteworthy. It was disappointing.
Where were all the finger pokes to the eyes of ordinary conservatives? Why wasn’t he pretending he was the second coming of Teddy Roosevelt? You’d think he’d at least bother to knife a few conservatives in the back for puff press, but what do I get instead? Some guy who’s actually pretending he’s not Obama’s fellow Democrat.
I’m so glad I have other news to distract me. Otherwise, I would be drinking heavily over McCain’s behavior as an ordinary politician.
In other news, it’s time for MY MAVERICK ENDORSEMENT.
This is for the one or two of you who actually care. After all of the maverick support and adulation I’ve rained down upon McCain, you probably think you know who I’m going to endorse. But you would be wrong. I wouldn’t be caught dead endorsing Barack Obama. That would be pedestrian, predictable, and so very, very not maverick.
So, who am I going to endorse instead? The guy I’m voting for: Bob Barr.
For those of you who can’t decide which of the two Democrats running in this race you should choose, be original. Vote for Bob Barr. Among other things, he opposed the $700 Billion dollar bailout unlike both of his opponents, opposes amnesty unlike both of his opponents, and wants to shrink government spending unlike both of his opponents. In other words, he’s more of a conservative than both of his opponents, which makes him my guy.
Yes, I’ll probably catch some flak for this, but I don’t care. I’m a maverick supporter, after all, and following in the footsteps of the Master Maverick. He’s gleefully reamed his own supporters in the past, and I will do no less than my best to be like him.
See you at the polls tomorrow.
Filed under: Maverick Commentary on November 3rd, 2008
I voted for Chuck Baldwin. Bob Barr was my second choice.