Maverick Motivation
No crap today. It’s zero flak time.
Conservatives all over are trying to find ways to convince you, Senator McCain, that you should actually try and get yourself elected. I don’t really like you, and I don’t think you’d be any more of an impediment to a Democrat agenda than Obama would, but I’m going to put in my two cents worth while I still have the chance.
Do you have any idea how many of the millions of conservatives you’ve betrayed, berated, and otherwise antagonized over the years would love to rub this electoral defeat in your face? If you’re reading this, you already know one. We’d already have four years of socialism to suffer, thanks to your inept campaign and your sellout party. Why shouldn’t we pour in the salt if that happens?
So, here’s some maverick motivation for you: samples of things you might hear once you lose.
- “So much for following in the footsteps of your father and grandfather.”
- “You can’t pretend you’re the second coming of Teddy Roosevelt now? Cry me a river.”
- “I wish you had changed parties in 2001, loser.”
- “Looks like the Rolling Stone had it right. You’ll never be more than the screw-up grandson of an actual great man.”
Don’t like what you’re reading? Don’t give us an excuse to flood your email, phone lines, or web site with this or worse. You used us as foils for eight years to build your fake maverick credentials, and solely to pave your way to the Presidency. If I were you, I would start considering the results of my failure very, very quickly.
Filed under: Zero Flak on October 17th, 2008
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