Monthly Archives: September 2008

McCain Attacks Obama on Fannie Mae

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Ok, I don’t know what’s happening to McCain, but I’m sure there’s something he could take for his latest bout of actually trying to become President.

McCain attacked his fellow Democrat on the Fannie Mae scandal by mentioning all the advisors on his staff that once headed the place.  Truly, I don’t know what’s happening, and your guess is really as good as mine.  This is completely out of character for the Master Maverick, who only uses this sort of behavior on his own party.  That, and copious amounts of Speaking The Profanity in Loud Tones, which he wouldn’t do because of his calm and peaceful demeanor.  His temper doesn’t exist, much like Chuck Baldwin and Bob Barr.

Yes, I have fallen short.  As his Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World, I should be able to comprehend.  Instead, I’m going to try for some shameless traffic baiting and throw the question out to you.

Why do you think McCain is actually campaigning against his fellow Democrat Obama?

  1. He’s caught something I hope is not infectious.
  2. Because Obama’s VP smirks more than McCain’s VP.
  3. Because Obama’s party likes the amnesty position McCain can’t make the Republicans like.
  4. Because he can.

Please, let me know.  Reassure me that the Master Maverick will recover from this latest bout of actually campaigning, and return to the compulsive capitulator we’ve all come to love or berate constantly.

Earth to MSM: McCain’s Been This Way Since Y2K

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Earth to MSM...First off, why am I not jumping on the Palin bandwagon, or off of it like a proper maverick supporter would be expected to do?  Because I cannot be bothered to sing the maverick praises of lesser politicians, especially those of an ordinary representative like Sarah Palin.  What is it with her anyway?  Reforming government and serving her home state without considering her own selfish interests first?  What kind of maverick politician is that?

But back to the topic.  Today, I’d just like to talk to you, MSM.  You seem to have a problem grasping the fact the Master Maverick might actually be a politician and play to his base in an election year.  So far, I’ve read two editorials (here and here) about his sudden change of heart.  You blow all the facts, as usual, and presume that the “Goodness and Light” from all the damaging things he tried to do from 2000 onward was from the heart.

Here’s a clue, people.  McCain didn’t just suddenly become the way he is today.  He’s been this way since at least 2000.

Here’s where you fit into the picture, MSM.  You were a means to an end for McCain.  He even told you so, when he jokingly called you his base.  Everything he did to disrupt the Republicans from the inside and stall out their efforts in reversing liberal damage was solely intended to manipulate you into paving his way to the Presidency.  Plus, he got to walk in front of the nearest camera, puff his chest proudly, and state “I am a maverick independent” simply because he screwed conservatives, and was in all respects a Democrat with an “R” after his name during the time he needed you.

His incomprehensible brilliance worked.  You bought the lot of it, and gave him all the puff press he ever wanted.  Now, he has a real chance of beating Obama for the Presidency, and you in the MSM get to feel just like the ordinary conservatives McCain has mavericked all of these years for his own gain.  Take it from a former ordinary conservative who’s since gone maverick, there’s nothing like a good bout of eyepoking.  Not to mention all the disillusionment and disappointment you’re feeling now because you’ve discovered who McCain really is.

Truly, is not even the media sacred to the Master Maverick now?  If it was, I wouldn’t be such an admirer of his.  You were just one more stepping stone to him, and the ends justify the means in his rightful quest to become President.  Enjoy feeling like ordinary conservatives, and be grateful he didn’t choose to inflict this sensation on you for eight straight years as he did them.

Maverick Fun at the Republican Convention

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McCain has finally been given his due.

After years of posturing, obsessing over puff press from the mainstream media, building his fake maverick credentials by betraying his own base and party, and attempting to pass legislation so potentially damaging to the country only a Democrat like him could conceive it, McCain has finally been made the Republican Presidential Nominee.  Gaze in awe upon his maverick brilliance, and realize that you are not fit to buy the wholesale line of fiction spun about him at the Republican convention with your entire life’s savings.

Let’s look at the highlights so far:

  1. Sarah Palin:  A perfectly acceptable VP choice.  So acceptable, in fact, it’s driving the MSM crazy.  Apparently, they’ve annoyed the Master Maverick by pulling his well-deserved puff press, and he’s retaliating in typical McCain fashion.
  2. Joe Lieberman:  Among the highlights of his speech is the praise he gave to McCain for his leadership on a global warming bill that would have trashed the American economy, and for Comprehensive Immigration Reform including amnesty, which didn’t work the last time.
  3. Lots of praise about his military record:  It deserves it.  Enough said.
  4. Plenty of mention for his maverick independence:  He spent eight years constructing that fiction.  Why stop shouting it now?

Oh, and McCain was given the Republican Party nomination.

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