Tell me this isn’t so!

Steve Schmidt bashed the New York Times for being an Obama advocate, thereby shattering my entire world view.  Where is all the love for the fake maverick status it helped him to build?  Where is the appreciation for their impeccable journalistic standards, to which I and this blog aspire?  What happened to McCain’s incomprehensibly brilliant master plan of letting the Times use him like a cheap date so he could pave his way to the presidency?

Dear God, WHY?!

Does this man want to shatter the very foundations upon which he has built the his existence? Truly, what would the Master Maverick be, if not for the New York Times? Nothing, that’s what!  His political career would not exist but for them, and they deserve some forgiveness for turning on him as so many ordinary conservatives have predicted for years.

Please, come back to the light before it’s too late.  Suck up to the New York Times and let them play you for a fool yet again, before you completely shatter my world view.