Obama Picks Biden as VP

For those of you who haven’t heard yet, Obama has picked Senator Foot-in-Mouth himself, Joe Biden, for his VP running mate.  I don’t know how McCain managed to pull that off, but I’m sure his incomprehensible brilliance is in there somewhere, working behind the scenes.  At this rate, McCain could vacation until November, and still win solely through the efforts of the One-Man Gaffe Machine and his running mate, Senator “I was shot at too“.

This will also help to dent the negative impact McCain’s latest ad targeting Clinton PUMAs (Party Unity My A##) that’s more than certain to poke fingers in the eyes of ordinary conservative supporters yet again:

That’s right, Obama. You know McCain’s the better Democrat! No one moves the Democrat agenda forward like McCain.  No one in your party hates conservatives as much as McCain.  No one!   Do you hear me?

Filed under: Maverick News on August 25th, 2008