You’re Not Denying Bob Barr Exists Enough!

Ok, I told you we had to apply some Straight Talk denial to Bob Barr and tell everyone he doesn’t exist, but he still won’t go away.  This means that clearly, you in the maverick paradigm aren’t denying him enough.

So, just to remind you, Bob Barr and the Libertarians don’t exist.  Even if I can point links to their web site just like this one, they aren’t there.  The truth never stopped the Straight Talk Express, and it certainly won’t stop McCain’s Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World!

So, to further defeat the purpose of Bob Barr and his annoyingly existent campaign, here are a few more rules.

• Under no circumstances, post a link to his policy positions.  Someone might realize he has actual positions, and that they’re an improvement over those of the Master Maverick.
• Don’t link to his YouTube videos.  They actually show the guy speaking and being interviewed, which will really blow this whole Straight Talk thing out of the water.

So pick up the pace, maverick supporters.  Link to this post, and make sure everyone knows how to Straight Talk deny this Bob Barr guy.  There’s actually more of a point to his candidacy than McCain’s, and that has to stop.

Filed under: Commentary and Opinion on July 17th, 2008 No Comments