McCain Not Really Waffling on Drilling for Oil
In an attempt to differentiate himself from his fellow Democrat Obama, McCain changed his position on drilling for oil off the coastlines of America. Of course, he still supports the ANWR ban, because he would be consistent otherwise.
This can only mean one thing. McCain has changed his focus from annoying people into becoming maverick supporters, and wants to use them to get elected first. Of course, as his Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World, I’m more than happy to assist the Senator in his quest to deceive millions of ordinary conservatives with their own wishful thinking as to his change of heart.
So, go with the action line. Support the spin that he’s only changing his position to match the new facts. Don’t let his personal history of not letting facts ever stop him before (such as pandering to the global warming crowd), or that he was talking about cap-and-trade while gas was around $3.50 or so, leak to the undecideds. They might find out he’s taking positions for his own expediency.
Furthermore, don’t send him any maple syrup to go with his waffling. Don’t presume that he’s just been mavericked by the Republicans on this issue, and is being forced to go along with them for once. He’s not! He would never submit to a Republican! Never! It’s all about McCain!
This brings this latest maverick PSA to an end. Keep returning to stay updated with future maverick news, commentary, and PSAs
Filed under: Commentary and Opinion on June 18th, 2008 No Comments
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
Comments are the opinions of the individuals that make them. The fact I allow a comment to be posted does not mean I agree with or endorse what it says. Anyone may post a comment so long as you obey the rules. See the How This Site Works section for comment rules.
