Well, apparently the Master Maverick, John McCain has decided he’s not making maverick supporters quickly enough. So he discarded all of his previous pretenses about having learned his lesson on amnesty when joining with Governor Schwarzenegger to call for more comprehensive immigration reform.

If the Master Maverick is stepping up his efforts to create new members of the cutting edge maverick paradigm of the 21st Century, I will do no less than my maverick best to help him.  After all, I am his humble and slightly overwhelmed student, maverick admirer, and otherwise marginally helpful Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World.

Therefore, allow me to remind you again. The Master Maverick, John McCain does not want ordinary supporters.  Ordinary supporters are unworthy to give themselves wedgies so he could get a cheap laugh. The Master Maverick wants maverick supporters, and you should change now. He’s beating you over the head with this message because you still don’t get it.  Change, and become happy, well adjusted maverick supporters just like me.