The Constitution Party Does Not Exist

By Ryan • on May 7, 2008

This “Constitution Party” upstart organization is a real problem.

How on Earth is McCain going to continue annoying his ordinary supporters if this bunch comes along?  How will he use them to get elected by forcing them to choose between himself and Obama, then leave them feeling betrayed for four years?  How will he continue making maverick supporters, if they only become ordinary supporters of someone else?

This is unthinkable!  So I, as the Master Maverick’s Bestest #1 Maverick Supporter in the Whole Wide World, am going to follow his straight talk example and issue a blanket denial just like he would:  The Constitution Party Does Not Exist.

You, as other loyal maverick supporters, can help by not posting promotional videos from The Constitution Party, just like this one:

Furthermore:

  • Under no circumstances should you post a link pointing to their web site.  It would be unthinkable, and might lead people to discover this straight talk denial of their existence isn’t the least bit accurate.
  • Do not, for any reason, mention that they have a presidential nominee, Chuck Baldwin, and he’s not pro-amnesty like the Master Maverick, John McCain.  They won’t discover any of this, because you won’t point a link at Baldwin’s policy positions.
  • Because the temptation to inflict ordinary donations on such an upstart party will be nearly overwhelming, do not give in and make the Constitution Party choke on their overflowing coffers by posting a link to their donations page.
  • And under no circumstances mention that even if Chuck Baldwin isn’t on the ballot in someone’s home state, it doesn’t mean someone can’t write him in while voting for more mainstream conservative Congressmen.  This means plenty of people who would otherwise sit out as maverick supporters might get the desire to participate in the election and become ordinary supporters of the Constitution Party, thwarting the Master Maverick’s incomprehensibly brilliant plan to get elected by annoying everyone.

Please.  Be a good maverick supporter, link back to this article, and help spread the word about the blanket denial strategy for dealing with The Constitution Party.  Together, we can make the denial go viral.

Filed under: Maverick Commentary on May 7th, 2008

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By Mike's World News: Politics on July 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Yes, we all need to deny that there is a party that actually wants to follow the Inspired Constitution of the United States. For if that knowledge got out, what would happen to the GOP?

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