Good news! All of John McCain’s ordinary supporters see him as marginally less useless than the Democratic contenders, which gives him an increasingly large pool of ordinary supporters to annoy.
Yes, after all his tireless maverick leadership, he can be content in the knowledge he’s seen by ordinary supporters as a mediocrity, on top of creating the new maverick supporter paradigm of the 21st century. How does he fit so much accomplishment into a day? This humble and slightly overwhelmed maverick student couldn’t tell you.
Yes, even Bob Barr, potential Libertarian presidential candidate, has volunteered to become a maverick supporter, and give those of us confused about who gets our votes instead of John McCain a real choice. Let’s hope he wins their primary in late May, so he can help us maverick supporters give the Master Maverick, John McCain all the maverick votes he deserves.