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McCain has started a new front on his campaign to bamboozle ordinary, vanilla conservative supporters with his speech at Missisippi State University (read more about it here).

Ordinary, vanilla conservative voters of the Master Maverick, John McCain, eat this sort of stuff up regardless of how reluctant they are about voting for the Master Maverick.  It makes them feel so bad about doubting him, regardless of his previous record, that they ‘Baaah’ like sheep and walk in droves to the polls to vote for him anyway.

Then, in keeping with his utmost contempt for those reluctant but ordinary vanilla supporters, Master Maverick John McCain will insure all they could ever be to his administration are the people who fetch his coffee.  They will get to remain silent as he Speaks The Profanity in Loud Tones in their general direction, and then maverickally does what he maverickally pleases.

He’s my hero.

But, he is still the inclusive Master Maverick I’ve come to love and admire.  The fact he would even take the time to acknowledge the existence of reluctant but ordinary vanilla conservative supporters will also annoy and buck his ordinary vanilla moderate and independent supporters.  You, the aspiring maverick student of the Master Maverick, John McCain should learn from his unquestionable example and understand his meaning.  He does not wish to be burdened with ordinary, vanilla supporters when only maverick supporters are worthy.

For those of you who still ponder if you are capable of comprehending the maverick mysteries of the Master Maverick, John McCain, it’s not too late.  The election is not until November, and there is plenty of time to convert to proper maverick supporters as he would wish you to be.  You can do it.  Anyone can do it.  Become a maverick supporter, or be left behind in the old and tired paradigm of the ordinary, vanilla supporter.

I will help you.

Filed under: Maverick News on March 31st, 2008